An Ode to My Artificial Grass - By "The Dog" - Written by Owner with Thumbs

Green, green fluffy floor, oh how i wish i had so much more. 

So great to run on, so fun to roll on

“Will they know the difference?” like you care more of that than your lovely clean floor

The answer is no, i don’t see a change in my fluffy green floor.

I do see a change though, a change in your face, 

more smiles, more fun, more laughter and more chase!

No mud or seeds to make it grow

No shooing me off with that thing that you mow!

Why didn’t we do this sooner?

Perhaps because you didn’t believe the rumour..

The rumour that I’d love my fluffy green floor!